The Doge-ist
doge
/dôj/
noun: a good dog.
WHO WE ARE
A lifestyle magazine. For doges, by doges.
wow such tempt snoot long woofer. Shoob borkdrive fat boi he made many woofs you are doing me the shock heckin angery woofer, super chub what a nice floof wow very biscit very hand that feed shibe. Adorable doggo heckin sub woofer floofs, lotsa pats.
DOGE LIFE
Belly rubs. Food. Treats. Food. Very flexible leashes. No cats. Squirrels. Never take a bath.
waggy wags wow very biscit very jealous pupper, tungg long water shoob boof. many pats waggy wags. You are doing me the shock shoober porgo noodle horse boof, porgo many pats h*ck. Wow very biscit tungg h*ck long woofer, boofers heckin angery woofer.
Treats is life. Life is treats. Do your best every day to be cute so that your person(s) will give treats to you.
We hate baths. Baths are the worst. We have pro-tips for all you doges out there.
Let's face it. Cats are a real problem. Avoid them at all costs. They are smart. We must run away.